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American Apparel Assholes!
“WHAT’S WRONG WITH ASSHOLES, BABY? YOU’VE GOT AN ASSHOLE, I’VE GOT AN ASSHOLE! YOU GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A PORTERHOUSE STEAK, THAT HAD AN ASSHOLE! ASSHOLES COVER THE EARTH! IN A WAY TREES HAVE ASSHOLES BUT YOU CAN’T FIND THEM, THEY JUST DROP THEIR LEAVES. YOUR ASSHOLE, MY ASSHOLE THE WORLD IS FULL OF BILLIONS OFÂ ASSHOLES. THE PRESIDENT HAS AN ASSHOLE, THE CARWASH BOY HAS AN ASSHOLE….EVEN THE JUDGE AND THE MURDERER HAVE ASSHOLES!”
(Post Office; Bukowski)
It’s time for our first edition of “The London Streets” (a much more entertaining name will be created, but in the meantime it shall the very literal and boring “The London Streets”.
I don’t know anyone, nor does motha..so this is featuring our two favourite people in the world.
First:
Smiles in London?! WHAT IS THIS? Whipe that grin off your face, what are you 14?!
Your Nike Air Force Ones seem to suggest a strong support in slave labour, interesting. So the smile is mocking the small children who died to make those for you? I see.
But that face, how could one deny it? if that face asked me to asassinate mike huckabee! RIGHT NOW I”D DO IT! and oh oh oh those skinny jeans, what a FASHION STATEMENT.
straddling reindeer is made hot with this photograph right here.
Second:
hmmm, a red head who evidentally wants to be russian?
AND THAT HAT. THAT ARCTIC FOX HAT. how glorious, how outstanding. even a VEGAN couldn’t deny that this is the most beautiful creation since mankiiiiiind.
and those warm mittens made of some sort of animal, wonderful!
i’m sure that this girl is singlehandedly bringing back the fur, with a little help from a homosexual native male of course.
oh man, i’m sorry for this!
